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Q: What can a
goose do, a duck can't, and a
lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
ClaymoreGermanoZy
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
KirklynJesstinQW
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brewster
!
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing
cock-a-doodle doo
!
BrentleyHodsoneKy
Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in
the class.
GeorgeGauthierBo
Young Bobby was
being fitted for glasses,
and his father, standing beside him, said,
"Now, remember, son.
Don't wear them when you're not looking at
anything."
StefonEdwardKk
What should you do if a vampire borrows your
comic?
Wait for him to give it back.
OliverPaellaKA
Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
RavenKingZE
When Bernard got fired from his last job they
were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the
executive
toilets, return his company credit card, give back his company
car, and
even give back his ulcer!
AbbotByrdpo
A weather forecaster took a job in another
part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The
weather didn't agree with me."
RaoulMarcelinhoAh
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
said to his mother.
'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class
don't like me.'
'Why ?'
'Firstly, you're 35 years old.
Secondly, you're the
principal.'
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